I Am the Cosecant Curve.

You're driving your car. Behind you a monstrosity of a hurricane is preparing to wipe your town off the map. As you approach a bus stop, you see three people. One is an old lady, another is the girl of your dreams, and the last is your best friend, who saved your life when you were teenagers. You have room in your car for one more person. Who do you take?

Small minded people say take your best friend.

Smaller minded people say take the granny because she can help you, she's old she knows everything.

Tiny minded people will tell you to take the girl, because shit, she's the girl of your dreams.

Bruce Willis says to give the keys to your best friend, and have him take grandma to the next state. You stay with the girl because shit, she's the girl of your dreams.

I say give the keys to the girl, and have her take grandma far far from here. If it were my best friend, a friend who saved my life, I would think that he'd be damned if he'd leave me there to die with some bitch. He'd stay, and together we'd stand a better chance of survival. If this really is the girl of your dreams, chances are you'll become the man of her dreams with such an act. As far as granny, God will smile upon the deed.