Hm....

I like laughing, and smiling, and being happy. I like crying, and frowning, and being sad. I like raging, and breaking, and being pissed.

what does this mean?

does it mean I'm human?

I know that if you drink my Gatorade, and I have evidence you did it.... I like to vary the details, but the punch line is you won't like it.

My left ring finger is time and a half the size of my right, fucking Nick and his basketball.

I wanted to go to formal, but now I'd rather get loaded and storm in there with a swim parka on and start throwing fists, elbows, shoulders, and knees..... ahh yes.

I started A Clockwork Orange today, I think it'll cure my lack of aggression.

Punch punch
fist fist
oh what a relief it is
Anthony-selzer