Why I love the Bowlbys

"ok, what happened was these people from greensburg came to the shelbyville walmart. they were trying to steal a camera or something and the guy at the door noticed that they were stealing it. so a manager followed them out the door and he jumped in the car or truck with the people. the manager called the police. the people drove out in the county and dumped the manager out. so then a policeman saw them and started following them. they drove off in a field and got stuck, so they jumped out and started running. the lady only had one leg so the policeman got her first and put her in the car. he lost track of the guy, so they called the dogs to come find him, but they couldn't. so my dad went up in the helicopter and the pilot saw the guy hiding in tall weeds, so they tackled him and the dog bit him. end of story. he may spend like ten years in jail or something like that."

That is a quote from a Jan 23 8:04 conversation. I would have it indented like I should, but I don't know how to do that shit on this blog.

Oh yeah, and yesterday I IMed Mandy the message "gurls gurls gurls" and she didn't get it.... not that she was supposed to, but you're missing the point. The point is read, dammit, read. Oh yeah, and make like Jove and take.